Off to my Nazi esthetician
for an emergency pimple-ectomy and skin scraping. Gawd, I love Tammy. There is no one on earth who can take care of a painful pimple like my Nazi esthetician. I had to run my daughter over there yesterday for the same thing, an emergency pimple-ectomy. One of the drawbacks of Mediterranean/Sephardic skin – no wrinkles, but occasional breakouts. Today will be fun because Tammy will torture me with the works! An eyebrow wax, bikini wax…ow…micro-dermabrasion, extraction, and then she’ll soothe me with an ultra-sound deep moisturizing treatment. Ah…so painfully good.
I woke up this morning with my German shepherd lying next to me, in my bed. He’d burrowed under the covers and laid his head on my husband’s pillow. He looked just like a little hairy man, or a big hairy man. My husband gets mad because I’m not a cuddler except with the pets. I’ll bury my nose in the dog’s hair and sleep with my arm around him all night. He’s so big and so wolf-like in appearance that I feel as if I’m sleeping with a wild animal. If I raised a lion, tiger, leopard, cheetah, they’d be sleeping with me too. Wouldn’t you just love to bury your face in a lion’s mane? I sure would.
Speaking of cuddling – do you sleep all wrapped up with your sweetie or do you need space? Aside from the pets – and I sleep in a pile with the hundred pound dog and three cats, I need space. Can’t sleep if any part of my husband’s body touches mine. Is that weird? I can sleep with a cat on each shoulder, one on my feet, and the dog lying with his head on my stomach, but if my husband pokes a finger in my direction, I push it back to his side of the bed. Does that make me a bad person?
Oh yeah, and Mia Watts said that if Julia Barrett was a man, she’d be my love slave for life! Uh-huh. Go, Mia. Go, Mia. Check out our love fest at http://miawatts.blogspot.com/