“The Transportation Safety Administration, whose job it is to fully consider such matters, has decreed that vibrators are OK. The TSA says whips, chains, leashes, restraints and manacles are OK too.”
Hmmmm. A vibrator? I worry enough as it is about the size of my shampoo bottles and toothpaste tube. “TSA spokesman Nico Melendez says inspectors are doing their jobs. They are trained professionals and they know a vibrator when they see one. They will not confiscate a vibrator.”
I don’t know about you, but I’m very relieved to hear the TSA has fully considered such matters. The notion that my vibrator might not pass airport security was keeping me up at night.
***In other news: Megan Fox, of Transformers fame, is channeling Ross Geller and Special Agent Timothy McGee with those fluorescent teeth of hers. Yeah, I know, I’m behind the times. Just now watching the first Transformers movie.
And by the way, if you’re not watching A Game of Thrones, you are missing the most amazing show ever made for the small screen. The season finale nearly did me in.
Tomorrow – The Immortality Illusion.