If you are experiencing the above symptoms, I suggest you join me for a zombiethon.
A. Watch Zombieland. Cardio. Doubletap. Seatbelts.
B. Rent any George Romero movie except for the last one.
C. The Evil Dead with Bruce Campbell – Even though it’s more demon/horror, this one’s for you, Jaye!
C. Cemetery Man.
D. Undead — aka Los No Muertos— for reals! :)
E. The first Resident Evil. Man, them zombies just keep a’comin’!
If you read any Zombie romance you are a traitor to the cause. Zombies are for killin’ not for lovin’! Seriously, can you imagine having sex with a man whose appendage is rotting off? That’s just not right…
Addendum – I simply cannot help myself – this is for my nearest and dearest friend, may he/she achieve his/her heart’s desire…