I tried, I tried so hard not to post this, but when something makes me spit out my morning coffee, well, I’ll blame it on the devil. The devil made me do it!
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Oh. My. God.
Best parody EVER!!
*Restarts it to hear the parts she missed when she was laughing her bum off*
Wait, Tracy… must watch again… evil laugh… can’t stop. Orgsm! Orgsm! Mouth orgsm!
LMAO…this is great.
lol. To funny. Love the accidental author part.
HAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE LOVE LOVE! I especially love the cockney accent of her off-scene hubby at the end. HEEEEE!!!!!!!
Thank you so much for being evil Julia!! This is a riot. I’m glad the inner goddess got a mention – I hear it’s in the book about 50 zillion times.
Oh my! My inner Goddess down there is left aquiver.
Thank you thank you!
You forgot the Beverage Alert.
My favorite line… “I used my vast fortune to expunge the word ‘moist’ from the English language…”
My other favorite line… “Put your manhood in my inner goddess… Now!”
Oh my! Almost let dinner burn I was laughing so hard!
I know, Julianne, you really can’t look away!
A billionaire, vampire, dance instructor??!!!! Lord how I wish I’d created that hero!!!
Twisted, and fun, Julia! Love it.
LMAO…omg this is the best parody..
I know, Savannah. Can’t stop laughing!
Hi Sharon! Oh how delightfully twisted!
Go for it Tessie! Do it! You’d make him great!