Photos of the eclipse…

from my kitchen!  So here’s what happened.  My super bad ass hubby built a smokin’ hot eclipse viewer which smelled of white truffles, because, you know, he is such an orgsmic beefcake billionaire/vampire/dance instructor/eclipse-viewer builder!

Here’s a photo of the viewer… 100% pure mom porn! Boiing!

Orgsmic eclipse viewer

Anyway, all us moms were out in the court in front of the house, experiencing eye orgsms via his eclipse viewer when I decided to clomp (in my cast) back into the house to grab my phone. I noticed that the redwoods behind our house were acting as super bad ass eclipse filters, reflecting multiple images of the eclipse all over my walls, in my kitchen and my backyard!

I took tons of super bad ass photos and called all the orgsming moms in to share the experience.  Be careful, these photos are hot… you might have to cover your eyes!

Seriously, the sun!

A sliver of sun

on my deck!

 

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24 Responses to Photos of the eclipse…

  1. yoshi says:

    Cool, multiple eye orgsms that won’t make you go blind (or grow hair on your palms).

  2. Penelope says:

    Eye orgsms! Best photos ev-ah!

  3. Casey Wyatt says:

    That is very cool. I was bummed that we couldn’t see it here on the east coast.

  4. Katalina Leon says:

    We made a pin-hole camera with two matt boards and saw the perfect crescent. This eclipse was no disappointment. I had dozens of perfect little cookie-cutter crescents scattered across my kitchen floor too. So beautiful, it was orgismic!
    I love your photos.
    XXOO Kat

  5. Stephanie says:

    Cool. In Marseille tonite with a ludicrously early flight to Brussels then Newark then Maine in the AM.

    Don’t be knocking mommy-porn.

  6. Stephanie says:

    I loved all 3 fifty shades.
    Ciao Bella!

  7. Nice Italian, Stephanie! So ya like mommy porn, huh? I’ll have to remember that! :)

  8. Have a less exhausting trip home, Stephanie!

  9. That must have been so cool, Kat! Do you have trees in your yard that filtered the eclipse? IN 2023 I’m getting welder’s glasses or goggles!

  10. I know, Casey, I was sorry for you! It was great!

  11. Thanks, Penny! Gotta love them eye orgsms!

  12. That’s right, Yoshi – exactly. You nailed the benefits with your double entendre! :P

  13. That is so freaking cool…

  14. Jaye says:

    Those are truly magnificent photos.

  15. Katalina Leon says:

    Welders Goggles sound like a must! We have a stand of eucalyptus behind our house and thick palms in my side yard so the western light was very diffused. I really wasn’t expecting much and this eclipse was just beautiful. I was almost squealing when I saw all the little crescents appear in my kitchen. I wanted everyone to get a look while they lasted. Naturally I didn’t think to take a picture! I’m glad you did.
    XXOO Kat

  16. It was so beautiful, Kat, and farther north the light took on an eerie quality. Even the dog noticed.

  17. Thanks, Jaye. I took bunches!

  18. It was cool, Savannah!

  19. anny cook says:

    So I missed something…when did you get a cast? What happened? I have a cast on my foot. Do we have matching casts? Are we twins? Tell me more!

    PS: Cool pics of the eclipse. We didn’t get to see it over here on the EAST coast!!!

  20. Got a cast Friday, Anny. Mine is orange and black for the San Francisco Giants! Why do you have a cast? Mine is for a broken ankle. Yeah, the eclipse was magnificent!

  21. anny cook says:

    Ahhhh. I am in week five…Achilles tendinopathy…due to “old age”. :-) Should be in this thing another 3 to 7 weeks. I’m healing slowly. Then, hopefully, I’ll start PT. Mine is an icky gray aircast. Nothing sexy about it. But I have a snazzy blue cane from Wal-Mart.

    May you heal quickly!!! Broken ankles are no fun.

  22. Oh ow, Anny! Ow! That must hurt. Yeah, I asked for orange and black. I used a cane the first day but it was annoying. Oh – the doctor gave me a walking boot to put over it because he knows I won’t stay off it. :P

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