from my kitchen! So here’s what happened. My super bad ass hubby built a smokin’ hot eclipse viewer which smelled of white truffles, because, you know, he is such an orgsmic beefcake billionaire/vampire/dance instructor/eclipse-viewer builder!
Here’s a photo of the viewer… 100% pure mom porn! Boiing!
Anyway, all us moms were out in the court in front of the house, experiencing eye orgsms via his eclipse viewer when I decided to clomp (in my cast) back into the house to grab my phone. I noticed that the redwoods behind our house were acting as super bad ass eclipse filters, reflecting multiple images of the eclipse all over my walls, in my kitchen and my backyard!
I took tons of super bad ass photos and called all the orgsming moms in to share the experience. Be careful, these photos are hot… you might have to cover your eyes!