“Your butt looks good in that cast.”
“Your butt, it looks good in that cast.”
I’ve always maintained the following– “My butt isn’t too big, I’m just three inches too short!” If I was 5’9″ my butt would be perfection.
My cast is, like, gigantor cast. This is what I get for breaking it, I suppose. Punished with a 15 lb cast. However apparently it makes a damn good fashion/butt shaping accessory!
When I put my walking boot over the cast, my left leg is three inches longer than my right so I must live in the cast boot and a high-heeled sandal. That’s the only way I can walk without resembling the crooked man who walked a crooked mile.
You should try playing German shepherd basketball with a cast on one foot and a three-inch heel on the other. But I do. I will say this – it’s hard to get your legs under you with a cast. You need your legs to shoot well, otherwise it’s all arm. This totally changes my shot.
Two more weeks… I get to enjoy being very tall for two more weeks!