He puts it all in perspective.
To be honest, I thought this movie, One Day, looked and sounded idiotic from the get-go so I refused to watch it. But since hubby likes pancakes… I mean Anne Hathaway… he watched it. Man, I think the entire neighborhood heard him yelling at the television.
His redacted critique:
“Anne Hathaway just got
blankity-blank-blank flattened by a blankity-blank-blank truck!”
“This is the stupidest
blankity-blank-blank movie I’ve ever blankity-blank-blank seen!”
blankity-blank-blank hell was the blankity-blank-blank point of this blankity-blank-blank movie?”
“I can’t believe some
blankity-blank-blank thought this blankity-blank-blank movie was worth blankity-blank-blank making!”
I refuse to post the youtube video of said
blankity-blank-blank pancake incident, but if you’re interested here’s the link. It’s at about the 2:40 mark. Warning, prepare to be horrified. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcDdnJCPowk
From this day forward all children will hear the following words of wisdom:
1. Don’t run with scissors.
2. You’ll poke your eye out with that.
3. Never touch a hot stove.
4. Your tongue will get stuck!
5. If you stick your head through that wrought iron railing we’ll have to call the fire department.
6. Look both ways before riding your bike out of a blind alley or you’ll be Hathawayed.