Cheating Housewives…

Desperate Housewives.

Horny Housewives…

Beautiful Asian Housewives…

Housewives want it all night long…

Hot housewives…

Rock hard for housewives…

Housewives looking for threesome…

Lonely Housewives…

What is up with all the housewives?

My spam folder is full of them.  Oh, plus lovely letters from Mrs. Hong Chan.  She’s so sweet.  Along with that Nigerian prince, Mrs. Chan is always offering to give me money if I’ll only send her $10,000 for the processing fees.  I think I’ll send them both a housewife instead because apparently we’re lonely, horny and hot.

In other news, my dad is scheduled for open heart surgery on Monday to repair his mitral valve.  Okay, Julia, get a grip.  If the pass is open I’ll drive up Sunday, if not, Monday, if not then, as soon as the weather allows.  It’s supposed to be very stormy this weekend.  Of course.

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16 Responses to Cheating Housewives…

  1. Amber Skyze says:

    I wish I could send those lovely emailers a housewife.

    I’ll keep you and your dad in my thoughts, Julia. Hopefully the weather will cooperate for you to be there.

  2. Penelope says:

    Good luck to your Dad! Sending him good vibes and good wishes. (And also to you).

    Signed,
    Horny Housefrau In Boston
    aka, Penelope

  3. Jaye says:

    Good thoughts and prayers for your dad, Julia.

    Housewives, eh? I got nothing…

  4. Thoughts and many hugs to you and your dad

    xoxo

  5. Sending hugs and prayers your way..

    Oh the housewives emails….never get old

  6. Katalina Leon says:

    May your father be well.
    XXOO Kat

  7. One thing I am learning in my struggle with the super specialized medical establishment is that it is frustrating and I am nearly powerless within it. You and you father must feel somewhat the same,even with your medical knowledge. The weather is something else that we can’t control. Train??

  8. Thanks, Savannah. Today I got a spam about XXXXXXXXpornXXXXXXXXpornvideosXXXXXXXXporn…For crying out loud!

  9. Thanks, Jaye? You got nothing? Me too.

  10. Thank you Penny, aka, Horny Housefrau In Boston! ;)

  11. Hey Amber – your next book! Thanks hon!

  12. Very true, Steph. And no, no way to get there except to drive.

  13. Tom Stronach says:

    Can you send me a horny housewife please but not on Tuesday’s and Wednesday evenings, I wheel is home on these nights …….

    At least news of the operation is good, hope the pass is open but even if it is not that might not be a bad thing better not to be driving while worrying … All will be well I hope

    Xxxxxx

  14. Sandra Cox says:

    Thinking of you and yours, my friend.

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