I can’t believe I just did that– cut my own hair. What was I thinking?
Oh yeah, I know… I’ll blame it on the delirium caused by a high fever.
I haven’t cut my own hair since the Barbie Doll Disaster of ’68. Holy crap.
Sure, I missed my scheduled haircut and yeah, sure, my hair was a mess, but still…
Now my hair cutter person will yell at me. I’m in so much trouble.