Nah. I’m not that vindictive. This Noro Virus. Hellaciously bad. Already been in the hospital. So now I’m in a chair, unable to be more than ten feet from a bathroom, watching the Vatican Poperization.
It’s kinda cool the way the retiring Pope climbed into his high tech helicopter and flew off while tweeting in Latin from his cell phone. Now that is the modern church. I just hope those involved in choosing the new Pope pick a good one.
You might think it doesn’t matter to a Jew, but really it does matter. It may matter more to me than to a lot of Catholics I know.
So the dog is all depressed because I can’t take him anywhere. I’ve stripped my bed to wash the germs out of my sheets. Jake decided it was a good opportunity to muddy up my mattress.
Hope I’ll be back to normal by next week. This long string of illnesses totally sucks eggs.