A Joke from my Scottish Friend, Nigel. And a FREE BOOK!

Resetting Your Password

“Sorry, your password has been in use for 30 days and has expired – you must register a new one.”

roses

“Sorry, too few characters.”

pretty roses

“Sorry, you must use at least one numerical character.”

1 pretty rose

“Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces.”

1prettyrose

“Sorry, you must use at least 10 different characters.”

1fuckingprettyrose

“Sorry, you must use at least one upper case character.”

1FUCKINGprettyrose

“Sorry, you cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.”

1FuckingPrettyRose

“Sorry, you must use no fewer than 20 total characters.”

1FuckingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessRightFuckingNow

“Sorry, you cannot use punctuation.”

1FuckingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessRightFuckingNow

“Sorry, that password is already in use.”

No shit that password is already in use… it’s mine!

And One Foot In Heaven, Journey of a Hospice Nurse is still FREE!

one foot in heaven

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6 Responses to A Joke from my Scottish Friend, Nigel. And a FREE BOOK!

  1. Roberta says:

    ROFLMAO

    11 characters of security code for a 7 character comment. Lord save me!!!!!

  2. I’ve had that stuff happen to me Roberta – makes me want to tear out my hair! ;)

  3. *g* Yep. That happened to me just recently! And yes, the Captcha’s getting worse. I swear I need new glasses just to make them out sometimes! Stupid security codes.

  4. Yes, I agree, Juli. Half the time I cannot read the Captcha’s!