Cheating Housewives…

Desperate Housewives.

Horny Housewives…

Beautiful Asian Housewives…

Housewives want it all night long…

Hot housewives…

Rock hard for housewives…

Housewives looking for threesome…

Lonely Housewives…

What is up with all the housewives?

My spam folder is full of them.  Oh, plus lovely letters from Mrs. Hong Chan.  She’s so sweet.  Along with that Nigerian prince, Mrs. Chan is always offering to give me money if I’ll only send her $10,000 for the processing fees.  I think I’ll send them both a housewife instead because apparently we’re lonely, horny and hot.

In other news, my dad is scheduled for open heart surgery on Monday to repair his mitral valve.  Okay, Julia, get a grip.  If the pass is open I’ll drive up Sunday, if not, Monday, if not then, as soon as the weather allows.  It’s supposed to be very stormy this weekend.  Of course.