Trying not to jynx it!

Gettin’ ready for the big game – the ‘Niners vs the Seahawks. It’s gonna get ugly, my friends.

Regardless, if one is a football fan, one is obligated to put out a football spread. Football food is an essential part of fandom. My contribution will be tuna cream cheese chili dip with veggies, pine nut humus with pita chips, artichoke dip with jalapenos, salsa and chips. And beer. Lots of beer.

Go ‘Niners!

Niners

Football Food!

I was ordered to produce Football Food for this glorious playoff weekend.  So here is my attenuated version…

(Oh, and he says, “There better be beer and some guac!”)

Guacamole, salsa and chips.

Guacamole, salsa and chips.

Hot artichoke jalapeno dip.

Hot artichoke jalapeno dip.

Spicy turkey meatballs.

Spicy turkey meatballs.

Yeah yeah yeah.  I got plenty of beer.  Go ‘Niners!

You know the secret Zen of football?  Because, indeed there is one.  If testosterone-laden members of the male gender played football instead of fighting wars our world would be a much better place.