Come Kamasurta with me!
I have to laugh when I get these emails - come kamasurta with me, says Octevien Refelek! Honey, when you can spell it right, maybe I’ll come do it right! And pick a new damn name while you’re at it!
I get constant emails asking me to be a fook buddy. Yeah, babe, that sounds delish! Maybe I’ll sign your fookbook. Cuz you’ve tried to send that too!
Who are these people and how do they get my email address? It’s not as if I’m frequenting fook sites. This is a new computer so I shouldn’t have a bunch of crap on my hard drive.
Between the fookers and the solicitors introducing themselves to me by insisting I’ve inherited the largest diamond mine in Nigeria - do they even have diamond mines in Nigeria - it’s hard to keep up.
Man, I’m waiting for The Tale of Genji to be released as a fookbook - The Tail of Genji! Maybe then we can hookah up…
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THE TAIL OF GENJI!!!!!!!
THIS was my morning snorkel, snicker, spit my coffee out laugh!!!!!
THANKS, Julia!
And yes, I get all this crap too in my mailbox.
These folks have so much time, so few brains.
ROFLMAO!!! This is a scream! BTW…how could they tell you YOU got the diamond mine when it’s already mine? Hmmm?
So glad you all liked it and Fran - it’s my mine! He sent that diamond mine to me first! I think we ought to sponsor a contest - who can write the worst Tail of Genji! LOL!
LMAO! Oh thanks for that smile! hee hee
I agree, Gwyn! Where do they come from? Glad I made you laugh!
Julia,
What a good laugh I had reading your blog. Octevien Refelek…what a name.
I totally understand where you are coming from. Lately I have been getting all kinds of strange comments on my blog that have nothing to do with the subject. How do you stop these strange sick people and can their comments be taken off? They must crawl out of the woodwork near holidays.
Hmm, maybe you can recycle some of that misspelling into a story…
The thought has occurred to me, Sandra, but, ewwww!
*Snicker* Some of the e-mails are funny…