Ack! I had a fun, smutty, Scottish-related post planned for today but instead, not…just news.
1. My Everything, my romance-suspense with Cobblestone, got a five-star review from The Romance Studio: http://theromancestudio.com/reviews/reviews/myeverythingbarrett.htm
2. Beauty and the Feast, my contemporary with Resplendence, received a five-teacup review from Happily Ever After: http://hea-reviews.blogspot.com/2010/07/review-beauty-and-feast-by-julia.html
3. The release of Daughters of Persephone will probably be delayed…ACK! DOUBLE ACK!!! I’ll be working on it all day today…@#$%^&*+=!
4. Author Mia Watts, my not-so-secret online lover, arrives tomorrow! Yay! Pant…pant…pant.
5. I tried a piece of bacon in Montana. I liked it. My daughter told me I can no longer officially call myself a vegetarian. I’m a lapsed vegetarian.
6. Siren sent me congrats yesterday on becoming a PAN-Eligible author, thanks to sales from Captured. I’m in the news over there and if I had time, I’d do a happy dance! http://www.sirenbookstrand.com/pan/
7. We get to look at the puppies early next week!!! The breeder says there may be three long-coated babies, which we want, and one is a really big male. Give me those really big males any day! I do love boys and I miss mine!
8. After reading Read React Review‘s take on Passion, by Lisa Valdez, my husband wants to know - here’s the question of the day - and if you can answer, you might just receive a copy of one of my books…How does one measure a penis? From root to tip? Where do you start your measurement? LOL! Only hubby-mine could come up with a question like that!
love, a stressed-out julia
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How? I would say yes root to tip! The head counts! lol If they are actually letting you measure it!
Instead of being shy and hiding in the bathroom as they add inches to it!
I’m given to understand that, yes, you measure from root to tip-but you measure the underside. Not that it matters, really. They can tell you whatever they like, but in the end they can’t hide the truth-not if they plan to get any use out of it.
Hmmm….well…every damn time I have tried to measure one, it wouldn’t stand still. Started out at about 5 inches root to tip, then kept on growing. He wouldn’t hold still…said some gnarly naughty words and begged me to untie his wrists and ankles. Could never figure out why.
Bummer about the possibly delayed release date - but you will have so much fun with Mia!
OMG! Ya’ll just made my day! I’m finding one to measure tonight!
I’m so sorry about the delay on Daughters Of Persephone but I know it will be worth the wait. Congratulations on all the great reviews and sales! I’m sure there’s much more to come.
XXOO Kat
PS I thought it was the width that counted in a clutch-if you know what I mean…lol
Congrats on your reviews!
Have fun with Mia - she’s a sweetheart!
I’m so sorry about your delayed release, but we fans will excitedly wait!
Potential new puppy - wonderful! It honors the memory of your beautiful boy to welcome a new addition to your family.
Regarding the measurement question, if performed correctly, the numbers won’t matter because the act has led to far more stimulating activities!
Uh Julia, why do you have to find one to measure? Shouldn’t you measure the one you have at home? Congrats on the good news.
Sorry to hear about the delay Julia….hope all is going well.
Congratulations on the PAN nomination!
Yes, Tessie - it ain’t the meat, it’s the motion…
Dana - You have to read the post over at Read React Review and you’ll know why he asked me that question! Nope, never measured the one living here at home!!! Maybe tonight…
Anna - thanks and thanks!
Root to tip on both sides, average the two measurements. Or…if you’re measuring for cock rings, you measure it around the base.