I know you’ve heard this one before,
but here goes…from my photographer friend.
How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light bulb?
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a burned out bulb?
2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
3. Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!
4. Rottweiler: Make me.
5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
***7. German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven’t missed anyone, and made just one more patrol around the perimeter to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.***Yay Jake!
8. Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.
9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb!
10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or “We don’t need no stinking light bulb.”
12. Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?
13. Australian Shepherd: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…
14. Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
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Those are cute. I know I’m enjoying seeing pictures of Jake.
Too funny! I hadn’t seen that one before.
Can’t believe you haven’t read that one, Chris - nails dogs I know.
Yes, Amber…as Kat says, notice the halo floating away…
hee hee hee….love this! (I have a doxie, by the way!)