Good news! Your sex toys are good to go!

According the the San Francisco Chronicle…you know, the newspaper in the city of kink, your sex toys are safe in your carry-on luggage.

“The Transportation Safety Administration, whose job it is to fully consider such matters, has decreed that vibrators are OK. The TSA says whips, chains, leashes, restraints and manacles are OK too.”

Hmmmm. A vibrator? I worry enough as it is about the size of my shampoo bottles and toothpaste tube. “TSA spokesman Nico Melendez says inspectors are doing their jobs. They are trained professionals and they know a vibrator when they see one. They will not confiscate a vibrator.”

I don’t know about you, but I’m very relieved to hear the TSA has fully considered such matters. The notion that my vibrator might not pass airport security was keeping me up at night.

***In other news: Megan Fox, of Transformers fame, is channeling Ross Geller and Special Agent Timothy McGee with those fluorescent teeth of hers. Yeah, I know, I’m behind the times. Just now watching the first Transformers movie.

And by the way, if you’re not watching A Game of Thrones, you are missing the most amazing show ever made for the small screen. The season finale nearly did me in.

Tomorrow - The Immortality Illusion.

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10 Responses to Good news! Your sex toys are good to go!

  1. amber skyze says:

    I’m glad to know I can now take my sex toys with me on any planes. Wait, I don’t like to fly anyway! :)
    DH and I have 5 weeks of Game of Thrones to catch up on. Guess we better get busy.

  2. Whips, chains, manacles and restraints are ok, but not 3.5 oz of shampoo?

  3. Yeah, Amber…this is a big relief!

    Right, Steph, my question too!

  4. Wooooooooohoo..LOL..So many people will be thrilled…..

  5. Zee says:

    Take the batteries out! A wise tip from my girlfriends. They say that if the vibrator vibrates in your luggage, security will rip your suitcase apart to find the “active device”. Lol!

  6. Zee - LMAO! No buzzing in the suitcase!

  7. Ciara Knight says:

    ROFLMAO!!! Thank you, Julia. I needed this laugh.

  8. Brinda says:

    Ahh, the Ross Geller reference cracked me up. That’s one of my favorite episodes. :) You are one funny lady.

  9. I’m glad I could help, Ciara!

    Brinda - I will always remember that Ross Geller teeth-whitening incident. :)

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