I’m sorry… I can’t resist.

Posted on May 19, 2012 by Julia Barrett

I tried, I tried so hard not to post this, but when something makes me spit out my morning coffee, well, I’ll blame it on the devil. The devil made me do it!

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17 Responses to I’m sorry… I can’t resist.

  1. Tracy says:
    May 19, 2012 at 8:03 pm

    Oh. My. God.

    Best parody EVER!!

    *Restarts it to hear the parts she missed when she was laughing her bum off*

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  2. Julia Barrett says:
    May 19, 2012 at 8:12 pm

    Wait, Tracy… must watch again… evil laugh… can’t stop. Orgsm! Orgsm! Mouth orgsm!

  3. Amber Skyze says:
    May 20, 2012 at 2:16 am

    LMAO…this is great.

  4. Delilah Hunt says:
    May 20, 2012 at 2:20 am

    lol. To funny. Love the accidental author part.

  5. Penelope says:
    May 20, 2012 at 3:46 am

    HAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE LOVE LOVE! I especially love the cockney accent of her off-scene hubby at the end. HEEEEE!!!!!!!

  6. Casey Wyatt says:
    May 20, 2012 at 6:17 am

    Thank you so much for being evil Julia!! This is a riot. I’m glad the inner goddess got a mention - I hear it’s in the book about 50 zillion times.

  7. Katalina Leon says:
    May 20, 2012 at 7:00 am

    Oh my! My inner Goddess down there is left aquiver.
    Thank you thank you!
    XXOO Kat

  8. Jaye says:
    May 20, 2012 at 7:10 am

    You forgot the Beverage Alert.

    Wickedly funny.

  9. Julia Barrett says:
    May 20, 2012 at 10:39 am

    My favorite line… “I used my vast fortune to expunge the word ‘moist’ from the English language…”
    My other favorite line… “Put your manhood in my inner goddess… Now!”

  10. Julianne says:
    May 20, 2012 at 2:45 pm

    Oh my! Almost let dinner burn I was laughing so hard!

  11. Julia Barrett says:
    May 20, 2012 at 3:37 pm

    I know, Julianne, you really can’t look away!

  12. Tessie Bradford says:
    May 20, 2012 at 6:20 pm

    A billionaire, vampire, dance instructor??!!!! Lord how I wish I’d created that hero!!!

  13. Sharon Hamilton says:
    May 20, 2012 at 10:26 pm

    Twisted, and fun, Julia! Love it.

  14. Savannah Chase says:
    May 21, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    LMAO…omg this is the best parody..

  15. Julia Barrett says:
    May 21, 2012 at 12:22 pm

    I know, Savannah. Can’t stop laughing!

  16. Julia Barrett says:
    May 21, 2012 at 12:26 pm

    Hi Sharon! Oh how delightfully twisted!

  17. Julia Barrett says:
    May 21, 2012 at 12:26 pm

    Go for it Tessie! Do it! You’d make him great!

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