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This is what I get for reading Fifty Shades of Gray

to my eggplants. You know how some botanists believe you should read to your plants? And here I thought it was an urban myth.   Pop Quiz! How do the Olympic male divers keep their stuff inside those itty-bitty Speedos?

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