when my husband is about!
Here’s a hubby story…welcome to my world.
One bright and sunny morning, my husband went out for a run. He forgot to put in his contact lenses, but he wasn’t too worried because unlike me, he’s not blind, he’s just fuzzy. (I actually had Lasik twelve years ago and my vision is now 20/15. Yay!)
So, anyway, he’s off and running when he sees this bird, this big owl, or what he thinks is a big owl, up on a roof. He stops in wonder, runs to the fence surrounding the yard, sticks his head over the fence and tries to get a closer look at this apparent owl that’s inexplicably out in broad daylight.
He notices fuzzy movement in the backyard behind the fence over which his head is stuck. He points and calls out…”Hey! Do you know there’s an owl on your roof?”
Suddenly he hears a shriek and naked female buttocks dart past him into the house. A man standing buck naked on the patio clears his throat. He says…”Yeah, it’s fake.”
The moral of this story? Never have sex on your patio when there’s a fake owl on your roof and my husband forgets to put in his contacts!
OMG! That was him? Just kidding. That’ll teach him to wear his contacts.
LMAO I’m going to be laughing about this all morning!
Too funny!
LOL…that just made me snort my coffee…that is totally a thing that could happen to me too. I’m a magnet for situations like that.
Ha ha! Did your husband laugh or was he mortified? That’s a great story!
OMG. Your poor husband. Julia, that’s so interesting you mentioned Lasik, because I have been considering it. I’m blind as a bat. I once went without glasses and contacts and mistook a woman for a big dog coming at me! Yeah, it’s that bad. Hope you don’t if I send you a PM sometime later to ask a few Lasik questions. Hope your weekend is going good so far.
HA!!!! That’s hilarious!!!! Aaaaaaand that’s the last time they have sex on their patio.
Had I been out without my contacts, I wouldn’t have seen the owl or the people, or hell, even the fence.
LOL! I have got to remember not to drink coffee when I read your blogs!
Oh, poor hubby. That’ll teach him to look over the neighbor’s fence. ROFLOL!! Thank goodness it’s just me and the dog this morning.
You have some interesting “bird” sightings in your area. First the giant red-headed woodpecker now this.
OMG! Call the Audubon Society I’ve just spotted a rare, “Round-bottomed Flesher Flasher” in the Northern California woods… oh, never mind it was my neighbor. lol
XXOO Kat
Oh my word, I’m still laughing. That is the funniest story I’ve heard in a long time!
*cleans coffee off her computer screen*
OMG! LOL Love the neighbor’s deadpan response. A great laugh for the day.
I would love to respond to every comment - they are priceless! This is my husband! I suspect these people will be adding an extension to their fence ASAP!
OMG LMAO this is so funny….I was cracking up when I read this…..He managed to see the naked people but not that the owl was fake…
LOL! This is hilarious!! If you’re not the people having sex on their patio. Good thing we don’t have a patio, nor a fake owl. *g*
Savannah - good point! I didn’t think of that!
Hey Janna - how you doin’? Happy birthday! Yes, very hilarious if you’re not the people! Only my husband would stick his head over somebody’s fence!
That’s too funny. I would never have made it down the block without my glasses. I would have ran into a pole or something.
Dana, before I had Lasik, me too!