Sorry, but I gotta admit the hoakiest movie I love to watch is Deep Blue Sea, starring Thomas Jane, Saffron Burrows, LL Cool J, Stellan Skarsgard (is he related to Vampire Eric?) and Samuel L. Jackson in quite possibly the most unintentionally hilarious role of all time.
From IMDB: Searching for a cure for Alzheimer’s disease a group of scientists on an isolated research facility become the bait as a trio of intelligent sharks fight back.
I can’t help myself. Mwaaaaaa-haaaaa! Always good for a belly laugh! Who would win, a zombie or this shark?
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I think a good zombie movie would be the Mickey mouse clubhouse crew Vs The Smurfs and it was just a pity the parrot didn’t eat the cook!
Sharks are scary because they sneak up on you all silent like and then bite you in half while you are in the middle of your inspiring halftime speech. I think this is precisely what happened to the coaches of many of my March Madness picks. Zombies should never surprise anyone because they are always growling and shuffling and they have to smell really, really bad because they are decaying and never brush their teeth. Despite that zombies are constantly sneaking up on people and ripping their lungs out. Why is that exactly? I have several other pressing zombie questions but let’s start with this one.
First time I saw this movie, I was with my sister and she said “This is inappropriate for Natty. She really shouldn’t watch it.” So, Natty left and went into my bedroom, ostensibly to watch the Disney channel. After about 5 minutes, she races into the living room and says “Did that blond guy die?” And I say, “Yeah.” And then 10 minutes later, she runs back into the room and says, “Did that guy with the glasses just die?” And I say, “Uh huh.” And this goes on for the entire 2 hours…..with her watching the movie in my bedroom and us in the living room. At the end, she says, “That was boring.” She was totally unimpressed with the whole shark thing.
Stellan Skarsgard is Alexander’s (Eric) father. Based on the size of that shark, my money is on the shark. Unless there was a zombie horde, but then they would still be at a disadvantage in the water. If the shark ate the zombies, would it become infected and turn into a giant, zombie shark?
Terrific, with all this talk about zombies on this blog you’ve probably inspired some misguided person to write a Jane Austen Vs Zombie Sharks comedy of manners undead mash-up… Okay, I’ll admit that someone is me…
XXOO Kat
Here is a totally random image of Stellan Skarsgard with an epic beard. Also, he was in the movie Thor.
http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/thegeekfiles/Stella-Skarsgard-as-Cerdic.jpg
I’ve seen this movie and I will say this is such a bad bad movie….
Savannah, it may be bad, but it’s campy bad!
Hi Pen. I know he was in Thor - an awful movie aside from Thor. And even then I just mean aside from the eye candy. Natalie Portman was so awful I had to mute her. But I like Stellan Skarsgard. I think he’s a very underrated actor.
Go for it, Kat! I can’t wait!
Hey Casey - cool! Well, they are both cutie pies! I vote for the sharks too, at least these sharks, but ew! Giant zombie shark. Thick skin. Have to blow up its brain like in Jaws.
Tom, the Smurfs - as originally envisioned, would kick ass!
Yoshi - I am now stuck with this vision in my head - It’s half-time on the football field, and the coach is in the middle of a speech, trying to inspire and fire up his players - and then the shark eats him! Too funny!
And yes, for rotting corpses, zombies sure are fast!
I think it should be mandatory in ALL movies that as a reward to the audience for having to sit through the long winded, inspirational speech, the actor who spouts that drivel has to be chomped by a shark. Then the director who thinks said inspiring speech is a good idea is also chomped by a shark.
If you want to read the best zombies gone wild and infecting everything novels, read David Wellington’s Monster trilogy. You ain’t lived until you’ve been attacked by zombie pigeons.
Jaye - Mwaaaa-haaaa! Tom was just talking about zombie pigeons. Yes, major chomping is in order! All those inspirational speeches need a good shark-chomping! The characters and the writers and directors are asking for it!
Casey, that was my next question!