I’m pretty much hyperventilating because I have so much stuff to do on Tuesday - these three-day holiday weekends totally throw me off schedule.
1. Get a new cast because I broke this one. I seem to be breaking a lot of stuff lately… my blog… Amazon… my cast… slammed my fingers in the car door… That was probably the worst…
2. Delete my Facebook account. Somehow my profile got totally messed with. I didn’t do it. It’s inaccurate, flat out wrong, idiotic and I can’t fix it. FB will not allow me to edit my own damn profile! Not to mention the fact that FB is more ADD-ish than my dog and all his cronies put together. Wait… that’s insulting to my dog. My dog is a genius compared to FB even when he’s chasing his tail. I always wanted one of those bumper stickers that said, “My German Shepherd Is Smarter Than Your Honors Student.” That’s how dumb FB’s looking right about now.
3. Decide whether or not The Avengers was worth the price of two movie tickets, popcorn and a coke. Tony Stark snark- check. Thor cute- check. Hawkeye the best character ever in The Hurt Locker- check. Scarlet Johansson butt and six inch heels- check. Mark Buffalo running amok- check. Captain America perfect hair disconcerting lack of expression or any lines whatsoever on his face- check. Pepper Potts Gwyneth looks good in short-shorts- check. Samuel L. Jackson reprising his role from Deep Blue Sea- almost check (Damn! Kept waiting for that shark! ”Candygram…”). Girl from How I Met Your Mother- double check. Loki the king of stupid plans to take over the world- check.
My summary - a bowl of Rice Krispies - loads of snap crackle and pop, little in the way of substance.
4. Work on secret plan to take over the world. Mine will be better than Loki’s, I promise.
Ouch! Hope your fingers are okay.
Oh. Sorry to hear about your finger Julia. Hope it gets better soon. My sister in law slammed her finger in a door, and it was an awful sight, she had to go the hospital too. The finger healed and is completely fine now, looks just like it did before. You already know how I feel about FB too, blech.
Sigh…You broke your cast??? How, pray tell? Hope the fingers get better quick. FB??? Well…okay.
You know what this means, right? Something incredibly good is just about to happen. Broken casts, broken websites, broken Amazon pages….your luck is about to turn.
Wear all your good luck charms this week!
I didn’t see Avengers yet, but I did watch Burlesque with the gals and I loved it! Fun and campy and Christina Aguilera’s voice gives me chills. And she looked really pretty in the movie and not like the hot mess she usually is.
Missy Barrett I am not going to be put off by you I LOVE MY SUPERHEROES and I am still going to see it soon…..
As for the bad luck, see two peas in a pod, when yours changes let me know, some of it may rub off. Just remember you can lose any finger but not the thumb, I know these things, although if you lose your thumb, you can always suffer the pain of having it replaced by a big toe apparently http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/sep/13/surgeons-big-toe-thumb-transplant
so all is not lost
Stay safe my sweet and take more care of yourself for goodness sake
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Watch for the industrial sized roll of bubble wrap I am sending your way.
Until it arrives, sit still, very quiet, move nothing. That whistling noise? It’s probably not a meteor, so don’t worry about it.
(I’m am wincing, you poor thing)
Jaye, priceless
and do we all get to pop the bubbles with Jules still wrapped up inside?
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I love the line about Captain America. So true!
Hey Marie! I don’t know what it is, but it’s as if he’s made out of plastic - and that creeps me out. I think the director or writers must have some weird idea of what Captain America looks like.
Thanks, Jaye! That’s exactly what I need to keep out of trouble.
I love superheroes too, Tom, just not all that many superhero movies. Come back tomorrow and we’ll discuss the issue. And no, don’t want a toe on my hand. But I have seen that!
Haven’t seen Burlesque, Pens, but I do love Christina’s voice. Her voice does give me chills. Natty will probably like The Avengers.
Yes, Anny, I did indeed. I am very hard on casts. Thanks!
Thanks, Delilah. I blame my husband. He drove my car and parked weird.
Yup, all good, just a little crunched, Amber!
OMG I’m so sorry about your fingers…You poor thing..Try to take on one thing at a time.. Hugs