Lorca Damon has done it, unseated the king. She has stolen the Hilarity Blog Post Title from Tom Stronach, something I thought impossible. These two are head to head Muhammad Ali and Smokin’ Joe Fraser of the blogging world.
She shall now be known as the woman who wrote the blog post that caused me to snort the most coffee via my nose all over my computer keyboard in one sitting.
I have such penis envy because I can’t tell a funny story to save my life. I may be amusing, on occasion, but nobody is going to snort a beverage through their nose because of something I said.
She did it with this: I Can’t Make That Penis Go Away.
Somebody give her the gold medal, quick!
On the other hand, this blogger, Dr. Harrison Solow, wins my award for the Smartest Blogger in the Entire Solar System. Once upon a time, when I had a new and uncluttered brain, I could write like that.
But me no write no good no more. (Note the triple negative.)
She’s over at Red Room, Where the Writers Are (obviously). Every post blows me away.
So serious penis envy, serious brain envy… it’s a lose/lose situation.
In a high school horticulture class, the teacher brought in one of these plants. He gave the technical name (which I don’t remember), but in a graphic gesture he whacked it on the side of the desk, saying it was from the stinkiest of the stinkweed family. And it was. So awful. Gagging, whispering and giggling filled the room.
I forgot a lot of the things we studied in his class, but I’ll never forget the image or the smell, or how it looked being whacked against the desk.
Wait, Marylin… Are we talking penis plants or really smart people?
I have awarded Lorca the Gold Medal in the Make Jullia Rachel Barrett Snort Award stakes
So, SO funnnnnneeeee. A worthy winner and I bow to her greatness
Oh and you will notice, but will be to kind to point out that I can’t spell Barett over on Lorca’s blog and I can’t spell Julia on this blog ((haven’t changed my specs this morning - that’s my excuse and no one can argue) xxxx
I love how gracious everyone is about these important titles, and I have to say, it takes a large-hearted person to bow graciously. I, however, am not a large-hearted person. It’s on, beeyatches! I will take you DOWN! GRRRRRRRRR! Where are my steroids???
LOL I can imagine the laughter in a classroom of students seeing that get smacked against a desk!
I only envy the penis because it is easier to pee.
Ah, Steph - read Lorca’s blog post and you’ll see what I mean!
Amber!
Okay, Lorca’s going on the juice! We better watch ourselves!
We’ll excuse your spelling errors, Tom, due to the fact that you still own the silver medal.
Love funny blogs. Love serious blogs. Love INTERESTING blogs. And really, really enjoy a blog that’s mostly well written. You qualify on all points at one time or the other.
So going to go check out this post…
Savannah - LOL!
Thanks, Anny. The penis blog had me screaming!
I feel the same way lately, Julia. I’ll have to go check out this post in hopes of finding inspiration.
Hi Ciara! Lots of inspiration!