Yeah, I know, I promised to shut up. But I’m bored.
Don’t know about your spam but this is my spam…
No woman wants a floppy disk.
Your gigantic rocket can send her over the moon!
Be more man than she can stand.
Put a big charge in your rod of steel. (Sounds kinda dangerous to me.)
Guaranteed twenty times larger. (Sounds kinda painful for you.)
And my favorite (onomatopoei at its best)- Horny Housewives Hungry for Hookups.
All I’ve done is bitch about a broken finger. This attracts porn spam?
You’re brave - I let Akismet handle the stuff, and delete without reading - after the first one that turned my stomach. Zero tolerance.
Nothing amusing in the first 1000 spam comments - far more than real comments - so I stopped looking.
Do you occasionally find something real buried there?
I’m getting a sneaking suspicion there was a theme here. Cooking???? “The password is……………stiff.” Technical progress? “My head hurts!”
Actually, Alicia, sometimes real comments end up in spam so I tend to give the comments a quick scan every so often.
Well, Ray, I was sorta thinking maybe you were messing with me? You know, trying to make me laugh?
Me???????/ Fuck no!
at least you get pictures with your spam all I get is nonsensical broken english off topic garbled sentences, sounds like a few books I’ve read ……..
and is it just me, but do women really find No 3 bodybuilder, attractive I know I dont find female body builders in the least attractive
And just for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZG6lQPQKlI
The finger has a lot in common with the rocket, you know.
Hope you’re feeling okay.
You’re so right, Amber! Hadn’t thought about it!
Now that’s what I call spam, Tom!
I get the garbled stuff as well, Tom. But lately it’s been pretty specific stuff. Ugh!
Oh sorry Ray.
*snort* I mostly get things offering me lower interest rates for credit cards. Since I have NO (ZERO) credit cards, I fail to see how my interest rate could be lower…
Anny -
I seldom check spam. Can’t deal with the crap.
How are you feeling today, Lovely Julia?