Romantic Comedy, a cool book trailer, and A Game of Thrones - Does it get any better than this?

A friend of mine, JW Manus, has updated and re-released a romantic comedy - Suite Assumptions. This is one fun read, and I’m not just sayin’ that because I’ve already read it. It’s a steal at $1.99!


On her first business trip, Sandra Campbell is determined to save her beloved uncle from financial ruin. He’s old! He’s almost sixty. He deserves a happy retirement. Her plans for the perfect sales presentation are threatened when she finds herself in the Honeymoon Suite with her arch nemesis, love-‘em-and-leave-‘em Martin Stonehouse. Martin has his own agenda. He’s had it up to here with the boss’s niece. Whatever it takes, it’s time to finally deal with Sandra.

Between bad luck and crazy circumstances, and being stuck in a pink-and-green Victorian love nest with the sexiest man in Bugle Creek, Texas, Sandra’s short stay in Dallas quickly turns into the business trip from hell. Her only chance to redeem herself is to say four magic words to the one man she loves to hate.

Another friend, and one of my favorite authors, has uploaded a book trailer. Those of you who know me know I’m not a huge fan of book trailers. Author Katalina Leon’s is a gem, chock full of symbolism and mysticism. Her new story in EC’s Something Wicked This Way Comes is called Asterion. Check out this trailer, it’s gorgeous.

Last but oh so not least, A Game of Thrones returns to my screen- I don’t know about yours but it’s definitely going to be on my screen- Sunday. Oh. Yes. Here are some previews of this coming season:

http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/watch-9-clips-from-game-of-thrones-season-2-with-cersei-tyrion-daenerys-a-dragon

Food!

So for argument’s sake, let’s say you’re stranded on a desert island, or a deserted island. Your boat is proverbial toast, but you’ve managed to salvage all the solar cooking equipment and you have a solar collector so you can use said cooking equipment. Hey, it’s my fantasy, just go with it.

Let’s say you have a few indigenous food stuffs, such as coconuts, a couple tropical fruit trees, some edible green plants, maybe wild lilies, and whatever fish you can catch.

What foods would you save from the wreckage? What FIVE foods would you want until such time as you were rescued?

Here’s my list!

KETCHUP- deal with it Tom and John!

Cooking oil so I could cook FRENCH FRIES TO GO WITH THE KETCHUP.

Chocolate.

Coffee.

Canned vegetarian baked beans.

That’s actually six, but whatever… it’s my fantasy.

You know our dog, Jake? Well we get all kinds of comments about how thin he is, like - “Wow, what is he? He looks like a skinny bear!” “Uh, is he a German shepherd? Are they all that, uh, narrow?”

When that dog comes running toward you from a distance, man, he is a sight to behold. He runs like a big cat. You actually feel as if a cheetah is chasing you. And then he does what we call a fly by - he leaps into the air as he reaches you and just grazes your shoulder. It’s like he’s bringing down a wild animal but he knows he’d better not tackle you. We’ve decided that if he was part of a wolf pack - cuz the prey drive is strong with this one - the other wolves would use him to flush the prey and herd it into a trap. Jake won’t kill anything, he’s too sweet. Besides, he doesn’t eat anything. The other wolves would, like, all be eating and Jake would be like, “Uh, you guys got any Frosted Mini Wheats? Or maybe a box of Wheat Thins? I don’t eat raw meat. Think you could put a nice sear on that liver for me?”

I’ll have to take a video of him one of these days.

 

 

If I hear the word, MARKETING, one more time…

From In Plain Sight….

Marshall: Patience, grasshopper.

Mary: Suck it, sensei.

I read a post earlier today all about marketing (author marketing) on a go-to site. But I could not disagree more with the author’s take on marketing.

I read a post within the past month, dang, can’t even remember any longer where I read it or who wrote it, but the blogger discussed how he’d entirely forgotten that he’d scheduled his KDP Select free promotion, hadn’t done any promo, any marketing, yet his sales skyrocketed after the promotion ended. Thank you, Lord. At last, someone else who’s not obsessed with marketing.

I have cut back on the promo over the past year - I don’t do the like me stuff or the follow me stuff or the buy me stuff or the vote for me stuff. You can like me or dislike me, follow me or not, buy me or not. I’m not going to ask you to vote for a book you probably haven’t read. Free will, baby. It’s up to you. Blog tours, interviews and reviews can be valuable, and I love hosting new-to-me authors and old faves. But I personally haven’t noticed a resulting bump in sales after a blog tour or a review.

I love my readers, and I thank everyone of you for reading my books. It’s that simple.

Judith Brile says this:

“Here’s one of the secrets of a successful author: Five percent of the author’s time goes into the creation of the masterpiece—the remaining 95 percent will go into marketing and support of it over a period of time. Ninety-five percent!

“Your book journey is similar to an iceberg—your completed and published book is just the tip of it … it’s all the marketing effort under the surface that needs to be created, implemented and supported that leads to success. It’s what successful authors know … and what naïve and newbie authors need to know. The 95 percent factor.”

J. W. Manus has this to say in response:

“Call me old fashioned or even lazy, but I do not believe all that mad marketing sells many books. It’s nice to believe that writers/publishers can manipulate readers through marketing campaigns. I DO believe, and know for a fact, the system can be gamed. What I actually think about all this is the same thing that I’ve always thought, write a great story and then write another and don’t freak out about marketing and promotion. I think the key is having one’s name out there. That’s where social media and blogs and websites and all that other stuff is useful. But for selling a single title? I don’t buy it for a moment.

“The trouble with marketing is that no one really knows how it works or why it works when it does, so it’s actually more like the lottery where there just enough big winners to get everybody excited and salivating.

“Personally, I think writers should focus on what they do they best and make honest efforts to connect with readers and keep writing and keep putting books out there. Some books find big audiences and some books find small audiences, and who knows why? Nobody knows. So why drive yourself crazy thinking about it?

“The urge to Do Something, Anything! is as old as the writing profession itself. Slow sales are disheartening, but they aren’t the end of the world. The nice thing about ebooks is, they’re around for forever (whatever that might end up meaning) so if the magic of right place/right time occurs, there the book is, available.

“Funny things happen in publishing. They always have. A book or an author might chug along quietly for years, then SOMETHING happens and suddenly it’s overnight success time and everybody races to emulate whatever it is the book or author had been doing all along.

“I try not to think much about marketing advice. 99% of it is pure hooey and the 1% that actually does anything worthwhile can be done quietly and without much fuss. Mostly it irritates me because it tends to put writers into panic mode, which causes them to act like nitwits or obnoxious spammers, and that’s sad. It makes a lot of money for the “gurus” pushing it, though, so I doubt we’ll see the end of them any time soon. (did you notice how the Book Shepherd blamed the authors for not trying hard enough? Never once entertained the thought that all that marketing bullshit was, um, bullshit?)

“I do suspect (and greatly hope) the Era of the Blockbuster is coming to an end. And none too soon. A book beloved by readers, even if it is only a handful of readers, is a worthy book. I am sick and tired of those books being called “failures” because they don’t hit best seller lists.

“Write your best, keep the books coming, connect with readers honestly, and you’re a success.”

(I don’t know about you, but I sure feel better.)

 

Tonight’s a good night to…

Sleep? Dream? Imagine new stories? Take inspiration from the immortal bard? The pen is a long arm from the grave.

I’m not the greatest fan of William Shakespeare, but he or possibly she wrote two soliloquies I’m very fond of. The first is from Hamlet -

To be, or not to be: that is the question.

Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing end them?

To die: to sleep; no more; and by a sleep to say we end the heartache and the thousand natural shocks that the flesh is heir to, ’tis a consummation deboutly to be wish’d.

To die, to sleep; to sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there’s the rub; for in that sleep of death what dreams may come…

The second from The Merchant of Venice -

The quality of mercy is not strained.
It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven
Upon the place beneath. It is twice blest:
It blesseth him that gives and him that takes.
Tis mightiest in the mightiest; it becomes
The throned monarch better than his crown.
His scepter shows the force of temporal power,
The attribute to awe and majesty,
Wherein doth sit the dread and fear of kings.
But mercy is above this sceptered sway;
It is enthroned in the hearts of kings;
It is an attribute of God himself;
And earthly power doth then show like God’s
When mercy seasons justice.

Here’s some really interesting news - Angelina Jolie, an actress I adore so shut up, has been cast as Maleficent in the coming film, Maleficent. Of all the Disney characters created over the years, Maleficent is by far and away the best, the most compelling, the greatest ever. EVER! Maleficent was provided the most powerful lines in the history of cartoon villain-ry. The original Maleficent was voiced by Eleanor Audley, who I believe passed away in 1991.

I always thought… if only they’d invited Maleficent to the baby’s christening…

“Oh, come now, Prince Philip. Why so melancholy? A wondrous future lies before you. You, the destined hero of a charming fairy tale come true. Behold, King Stefan’s castle. And in yonder topmost tower, dreaming of her true love, the Princess Aurora. But see the gracious whim of fate. Why, ’tis the selfsame peasant maid who won the heart of our noble prince but yesterday. She is indeed most wondrous fair, gold of sunshine in her hair, lips that shame the red, red rose. In ageless sleep, she finds repose. The years roll by. But a hundred years, to a steadfast heart, are but a day. And now, the gates of a dungeon part and our prince is free to go his way. Off he rides on his noble steed- a valiant figure, straight and tall- to wake his love with love’s first kiss…and prove that “true love” conquers all!”

Zombie/Shark Death Match

Sorry, but I gotta admit the hoakiest movie I love to watch is Deep Blue Sea, starring Thomas Jane, Saffron Burrows, LL Cool J, Stellan Skarsgard (is he related to Vampire Eric?) and Samuel L. Jackson in quite possibly the most unintentionally hilarious role of all time.

From IMDB: Searching for a cure for Alzheimer’s disease a group of scientists on an isolated research facility become the bait as a trio of intelligent sharks fight back.

I can’t help myself. Mwaaaaaa-haaaaa! Always good for a belly laugh! Who would win, a zombie or this shark?