Transcendent sexiness.

I checked out People’s sexiest man alive cover and boy oh boy was I disappointed. It was like… Yaaaaaaaaawn.

There are certain people who transcend sexiness, or possess a transcendent sexiness. Adam Levine, while attractive enough in a skinny metro-sexual kind of way, ain’t one of them.

For example, if People put Brad Pitt on the cover every single year I’d be content. They’d get no argument from me and I’m not generally attracted to blonds. Brad Pitt. Every damn year. He’s like Sean Connery, who is the king of permanent sexy. Brad Pitt will be sexy until forever. Like I said, transcendent.

Julia’s List of Transcendent Sexy Men:

Sean Connery

Sean Connery

Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt

Gerard Butler

Gerard Butler

Denzel Washington

Denzel Washington

Hugh Jackman

Hugh Jackman

James Earl Jones

James Earl Jones

Oscar

Oscar

My husband ‘Oscar’

James Earl Jones, you ask? But he’s more of a classical actor, you say, he’s never played sexy roles. Ah, but James Earl Jones has the most winning smile in the history of the universe. (Sorry, Brad- you come in second!) His smile makes me melt and it has since I first saw him… When he blew me away in The Great White Hope.

Ya’ll must have your own list. C’mon, you know you do. Let’s hear it!

(Hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving!)

 

 

 

 

 

Once Upon A Time I Read…

that one can be grateful for both the good and the bad. Wish I could find the source because in an existential way it’s absolutely true. No luck.

Yesterday I had lots of time to think as I waited five hours for a furniture delivery to my son’s new rental. Watching the folks in this economically distressed neighborhood, I realized I am grateful. Everyone, no matter how little he or she possessed, had a smile and a hello for me as I sat in the sun up on the porch- broken furnace, cold in the house. Well, everyone except one guy who looked about as nasty as they come, yet the poor old gentleman next door kept a protective eye on me until Dr. Evil had passed by.

I’m sorry the economy is in the toilet- regardless of what government statistics tell us. I’m sorry these nice people are suffering. If I’d been cooking Thanksgiving dinner at my son’s place I’d have invited them all.

I’m grateful my son found a full-time job and a rental that accepts pets. What does it matter that the job is not in his field and for the time being he’s sleeping on the floor? Not a damn thing.

I’m grateful for three loving children.

We have our health. We have our home. We can afford our big dog and put food on our table. I’m grateful hiking is free as free can be.

The next few years will be hard on Americans. There may well be an economic cascade of catastrophic events. Unintended consequences… I’m hoping we, I mean we the people, manage to hang in there.

Over the years, I’ve come to realize that the average American is a whole lot smarter and way more resiliant than those with money and power think we are.

You are all in my thoughts. I wish you well. Hold tight to each other friends, we’re in for a bumpy ride.

Wishing you a grateful Thanksgiving. Julia

Can you smile with your eyes?

I can’t. I tried. I look like an idiot, a drunk, a total crazy-ass bag lady. I hate photos of myself enough as it is.

Smile with my eyes? I can smile with my whole face but seems that’s wrong. It’s all in the eyes.

Or maybe in the airbrushing. Not sure. I really don’t get it. Looks to me like she’s sorta flirting with the camera. Maybe that’s it. Flirting with the camera.

From my perspective a real smile is nothing more or less than a genuine smile, one that reaches the eyes. Makes ‘em crinkle.

Can you smile with your eyes?

In the meantime - Have a wonderful, happy, joyous week. Love well, laugh often. Julia

The concept of The Magical Negro.

I thought I was just being racist except my great-grandmother was black so that can’t be it. My parents and grandparents were still fighting Jim Crow Laws when I was a baby. Segregation was not legal in Iowa but some communities, ours for example, passed local ordinances designed to keep the races separate - not in schools, but there was discrimination in housing, in business, in restaurants - businesses and restaurants could refuse to serve blacks. My grandparents owned a restaurant in town and it was the only restaurant to serve blacks back in the Forties.

Anyway, I’ve noticed for years that in Hollywood films it’s often the African American character who saves the day in a semi-mystical magical miraculous way. And I’ve wondered about this.

I’ve asked myself- Am I imagining this? Is this some weird stereotype? An apology by white people to black people? I mean, what does it mean? It’s certainly not coincidence and to be honest I wasn’t sure how I felt about it. I guess it’s better to be stereotyped as an angel than a demon, but it’s still a stereotype.

And then my son told me - “It’s well-known, Mom. It’s the concept of the Magical Negro.”

“You’ve got to be kidding!” I exclaimed. “You mean this is an actual phenomenon?”

“Yup,” he said.

“Silly me…”

From Wikipedia:

The Magical Negro is a supporting stock character in American cinema who is portrayed as coming to the aid of a film’s white protagonists. These characters, who often possess special insight or mystical powers, have been a long tradition in American fiction.

Many within the African-American community in the United States now express unhappiness about the ongoing use of such magical characters. In 2001, Spike Lee, while discussing films with students at Washington State University and at Yale University, said he was dismayed at Hollywood’s decision to continue using the premise; he noted that the films The Green Mile and The Legend of Bagger Vance used the “super-duper magical Negro”.

Critics use the word “negro” because it is considered archaic, and usually offensive, in modern English. This underlines their message that a “magical black character” who goes around selflessly helping white people is a throwback to stereotypes such as the “Sambo” or “Noble Savage”.

Here are a few movies off the top of my head- I especially think of The Matrix because Lawrence Fishburne plays John the Baptist to Neo’s Jesus:

(I bet you can add a bunch more and I have to admit this - Morgan Freeman’s voice is so mesmerizing that I can hear my mom say… “If Morgan Freeman told you to jump off a bridge, would you?” And I’d answer… “Yes.”)

The Defiant Ones

Vanishing Point

Silver Streak

Ghost

Hudsucker Proxy

The Shawshank Redemption

Happy Gilmore

Dogma

The Pelican Brief

The Green Mile

The Matrix

Bedazzled

The Legend of Bagger Vance

Hitch

O’ Brother, Where Art Thou?

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Million Dollar Baby

Constantine

The Book of Eli

Learn something new everyday!

 

 

 

Had to take this damn picture with my tongue!

Holding a pen in my mouth wouldn’t work.

A pencil wouldn’t work.

A chopstick wouldn’t work.

My nose wouldn’t work.

A potato peeler wouldn’t work.

Had to use my tongue.

Bloody hell!

Spiral fracture right index finger with bone chip.

Spiral fracture right index finger with bone chip. Waiting to see if I need surgery.

Here’s how it looks wjen I tupe like my fungers will let me tupe.