Whenever he’s sick, he’s really funny. For example, today he was talking about a panic-stricken patient who has a prostate problem and keeps avoiding the surgeon who did his surgery, and instead keeps texting my husband. What does hubby say to him? “You can’t keep dickin’ around with this!”
Then he says, “I’m discussing the Anthony Weiner sexting scandal after a meeting today, and I suddenly remember my wife writes erotica.” Doh!
He thinks it’s as simple as a signature, you know? Rep. Weiner signs his emails and tweets with his, um, personal signature. Very personal. Hubby wants to know how widespread this is and if it’s really cheating. So…how widespread is this and is it cheating?
According to John Portmann, editor of the anthology, In Defense of Sin, on-line sex isn’t the same as the in-person variety. “I don’t believe Weiner cheated on his wife, not at all,” says Portmann. “I also think there’s quite a lot of this erotic chatting going on in the U. S. right now.”
Hubby to me - “I think you would look askance if I was ‘erotic chatting‘ with women all over the country, especially if I ‘sexted‘ my ‘johnson‘ to random college coeds and single mothers.”
I would look askance if he sexted his johnson to anyone, including a blow-up doll.
The person I feel for? Weiner’s wife.
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I don’t know if its actual cheating that would hold up in court, but it is sexual leaking… Gosh, the man’s married to a beautiful woman for less than a year and he’s acting like an ass on tweeter and facebook. He’s flirting and sharing private..ummm…thoughts with strange women. Its completely inappropriate. He doesn’t seem to respect his fledgling marriage, his wife’s dignity, personal boundaries or the public trust involved in his job.
He’s leaking energy from the areas that need his attention most.
I wonder how he would feel if his wife was the one sending sexy photos and risque messages to strangers? He probably wouldn’t feel good about it.
XXOO Kat
Yeah, Kat. I agree. I know power is supposed to be an aphrodisiac, but man oh man, what is it with politicians and awful judgment when it comes to their personal lives? Don’t they realize this stuff always comes to light?
Sorry, I’m still in 2nd grade, and I had a Weinergasm over all the weiner jokes.
Did you see the press conference? OMG. First it was hijacked by the guy who broke the Weinergate story. Then it appeared Weiner was a *ahem* no show. Then he and his *ahem* Weiner showed. Circus maximus. Who was worse? Weiner and his apologies or the person who asked, “Did you have an erection?” at the end of the presser. The only thing that didn’t *ahem* come up was, “Are you circumcised?”
And, yes, his wife deserves better. “The Good Wife” could not have written a lewder episode.
Sharon
I feel for his poor wife too. How embarrassing to have all your personal problems strewn across the television and media outlets.
The sexting may not be physical “cheating”, but I feel its emotional. I’d kick his ass to the curb. Life is too short to deal with someone who doesn’t respect me.
Hope your hubby feels better soon.
My first thought was-how long has his wife has suspected he’s a moron? If he was that good at covering up this side of his personality, I have to wonder what else he’s hiding. If the man had done this in public he would have been called a flasher and let’s face it, when you’re online, you are in public.
Sharon - we’re sending out Weinergrams for the holidays this year! Why oh why does he have to be Jewish! It kills me! I’ve come to expect these kind of antics from sexually repressed white males - and why does his name have to be Weiner???? Oh, for comic effect!
Amber, you are so right! There is something about power and males that is so corrupting and juvenile.
Paris - I agree. Believe me, I would be out of the house. She’s a lawyer, I think, so she’ll be fine. I bet her family is beside themselves.
Please send me a Weinergram. Or two. Share the luuuurve!
I hope I’m on the holiday Weinergram list!
There seems to be a big demand for famous men to let off steam by showing their junk in public. Maybe twitter should consider launching an all penis all the time chat channel called Spitter…lol
XXOO Kat
@Kat-I LOVE it!! They can charge by the inch!
Oh god, now I have to start my Weinergram list! Maybe I’ll make one of those holiday Weiner letters!
Yes, Kat, The Junk Channel - all junk all the time - you know Weiner’s going to need a new job!
OMW, you guys are too hilarious. I can’t stop laughing. Thanks, Julia. I needed a good laugh.
He’s pretty funny, Ciara - he also inspired my Khal Drogo post - he has such a man crush!
LMAO you are so funny…Love it…