My business advice for erotica writers who wanna sell a lotta books.

Use a butt plug and tie people up.

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18 Responses to My business advice for erotica writers who wanna sell a lotta books.

  1. LOL Damn good advice!
    XXOO Kat

  2. Delilah Hunt says:

    LoL. You know what, I’ve seen the use of butt plugs in a lot of bestsellers for sure. Not my thing at all!

  3. amber skyze says:

    Okay! Thanks for the great advice. ;)

  4. What the heck, Julia? LOL Suppose it’s somewhat true…I’ve used both methods in my books.

  5. Penelope says:

    Which is why I like reading romance a lot better than erotica. Scary!!!!!!!!

  6. Ciara Knight says:

    What?!? LOL Now that is a way to get someones attention.

  7. It’s true true true! All true, ladies! The best advice I can offer a writer who wants mega-sales.
    You won’t find a butt plug in my works, sorry, but they do sell books!
    Maybe I’ll tie someone up.

  8. LOL Julia!! Thanks for having the guts to say it. I am a Hot Romance gal myself. Even sex toys can be fun, but it depends on the way it’s written. I personally like humor. But I don’t think I could like butt plugs, even if they were funny…

    You do have a twisted sense of humor, though. Now to tie your characters up - well you’ve had them in chains and in cages. And that certainly worked for me!

  9. SusiSunshine says:

    This made me laugh! Thanks sweety!

  10. Anytime, Susi! Don’t you think it’s true? At least as far as sales are concerned! Hope you’re feeling better.

  11. Sharon…LOL! I’m not a butt-plug kinda gal myself - comes from all the connotations related to being a nurse! Cages are good! A little ribbon is okay…

  12. Have you been reading over my shoulder, Julia? Or did you somehow get hold of a galley of Getting Off? (by Lawrence Block writing as Jill Emerson, a novel of sex & violence, coming in September from Hard Case Crime).

    Well, maybe not. They say great minds work alike. So, evidently, do yours and mine.

  13. Lawrence - just spewed iced tea all over my keyboard! I’m honored by your visit and LMAO!

  14. Diane Story says:

    That why we all love you Julia.. your so freaking funny. This was my laugh for the day. THANK YOU!! :-)

  15. Why, thank you, Diane! How are you? Nice to hear from you.

  16. Charlie says:

    Well that’s direct! LOL

  17. Best advice I’ve ever heard! LOL