How come in dystopian futuristic YA novels people still need glasses? If a society is advanced enough to stick computer chips in our brains and create actual living holograms, why on earth can’t it fix our damn nearsightedness?
I was at the gas station the other day filling my tank, and this car pulled up to the pump opposite me. The driver, a guy, got out of his car and because his pants were sagging so low he fell flat on his face. And he was wearing Swarovski Crystal-studded white boxers. Couldn’t help him up. I was laughing so hard I fell down too. Why would anyone want to walk like a penguin?
In our current dystopian rainy future, Jake thought he was the last of his kind. And then he saw another dog today and it totally blew his mind. He was beside himself with excitement. He was ecstatic.
Remember when we used to have a drought? Like last Thursday…?
In a dystopian future, where everyone has a single attribute, Jake’s would be eating expensive food and then pooping it out 5-6 times a day, which is sort of a dual-purpose attribute therefore he’d be considered a superhero.
Oscar’s would be picking up said poop. He is the king of the dog poop picker uppers.
I don’t know what mine would be. I know it would not be cleaning toilets. I can handle snakes… Real ones.
OMG! She had a bobble on that twizzle! The much ballyhooed Triple Cork! On the strength of those tricks with the Cab Double-Cork 1260 with a Holy Crial Grab and a Back Sixteen-Twenty Japan Air! (Little did they know they couldn’t win with their Triple Corks.) And I can’t believe I’m watching this shit!
Surveillance footeo - it’s surveillance video and surveillance footage mixed together.
Billary- Bill and Hillary Clinton.
Welcome to the inner workings of Julia’s brain.
It’s a Holy Crail not Crial sweet ‘ums. Everyone knows that.
Damn! Mixed up trial and cray-cray! You catch everything hubby!
Don’t worry! The drought is coming back this week. Never mind glasses. 2 Centuries from now would the Captain of the Enterprise be bald???
Ray, you are so right! Re-growing hair will be the first thing future dystopian scientists will accomplish!
Yeah! I’m gonna freeze my head when I die so I can come back and have a full head of hair again.
Oh Ray - I am not, repeat, am not thawing it out!
Some friend you are Julia!
Friends don’t let friends freeze their heads, Ray.
Too funny about the baggy-saggy pants:)
And I can SEE those boxers…
Oh Anny and Sandra - it was hilarious. And he so deserved it.
LOL I wish I was there to see him fall.
I love those shows….where can I find a pair?
shoes….SHOES, not shows.
Waterproof boots, Roberta. Muck Boots.