I’m sorry, I could not resist one more post.
Hubby told me I can borrow his Kindle while my eyes are covered, and listen to my own romance novels on text to speech. Have you listened to books on Kindle? The male and female voices are both oddly engaging…charming, you might say, especially when the female voice asks in an innocent, metallic, Irish-sounding lilt, ” Do you want me to suck your….?” Not that anyone asks that specific question in any of my books…Heaven forbid!
He’s trying to make me feel better about tomorrow - remember, I am the person who swore she couldn’t breathe due to the cast on her leg a couple years ago, when he so kindly pointed out - For Christ’s sake, it’s on your leg, not your head!
I’ll leave you with these words of wisdom, uttered straight from the horse’s mouth just a few moments ago: (I swear I am not deserving of this man!)
“You’ve nursed three children, but your breasts are still so perky!” See what I mean? It’s a good thing for me that he likes ‘em little! I’m hoping he’ll give me a good radishing tonight because I’ll be on restriction for two weeks. This is how he does - instead of being all skeered, I’m thinking about you-know-what.
This time I did ask first if I could quote him. Poor guy, I embarrass him on this site constantly. Oh Penny - he’s got magnificent facial scruff!
All right…see ya’ll next week. Happy St. Patty’s Day!
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I had to sneak over here one last time (even though you won’t see this for awhile) and tell you I’m thinking of you. You’ll be in my thoughts and prayers. Take care of yourself chicka! See you when you can get on the computer again.
Really … I think I’m falling in love with your husband BTW.
Good luck today, sweetie. You’ll be in my thoughts. Hugs
Good luck! (I am very jealous your husband has excellent facial scruff!)-
Feel better soon!
I got a wonderful mental image of an unsuspecting lady wearing eye patches listening to her Kindle “Talk Dirty” in public as a crowd quietly gathers behind her to listen in… lol
Get well soon and come back with treasure!
XXOO Kat
Best of luck with your surgery, hon! I’m sure all will go smoothly. Do enjoy your “radishing”. Em…now that think of it, your eyepatches could serve as a blindfold for more adventurous activities…hee hee… Ooh someone slap me!
Evie
Good luck. My thoughts and prayers are with you, girl.
Good luck and feel better…
I have to go back and read some of the old post because I have missed something. Whatever it is, I hope everything goes well, you feel better soon and get well. (Did that cover everything?)
I hope your surgery went well Julia. I’m thinking of you. Can’t wait to hear from you when you’ve recovered. Best wishes!