I picked Jake up at puppy camp and turned onto the country road we take to get home when I saw this guy on the side of the road next to his bike, bicycle.
And here’s a glimpse into the workings of my brain - Oh, there’s a skinny guy standing on the shoulder wearing a white biking shirt, a black bike helmet and a, uh, a, uh, a super short flouncy black mini-skirt… Uh, okay. No problem. He must have bike shorts under the skirt because he’s biking…. Wait, he’s bending over to touch his toes for no apparent reason and… Arrrgggghhhhhh! My eyes! Oh god, my eyes! He’s wearing see-through women’s black lace panties and I can see everything.
“Jake, don’t look! For god’s sake, don’t look!”
Good lord! Now if he’d been Felix from Orphan Black I would have been fine with it, but… HE WASN’T FELIX!
Felix, Orphan Black.
Hell’s bells! Between Weiner Biker and Crazy Naked Guy (ran into Crazy Naked Guy twice while walking Jake in the wilderness park last week), well, I don’t know what to think.
Does every man secretly want to show his weiner? What’s up with this???
I’m speechless.
You would have covered your dog’s eyes too, Greta. I think I need a laser to burn the image out of my brain…
Huh. A great big shoulder shrug.
Tim, you’re a guy. Surely you have some opinion. BTW- I hear the Tigers are headed back to the World Series.
I guess… I think that exhibitionism is rude.
Tigers are looking pretty good. Pitching will tell how far they go.
I agree, Tim, and I agree.
That’s the introduction…what happens next? (After you cover Jake’s eyes but keep looking for yourself?) There’s more, right?
You have a story mulling around…or at least a poem…
You do seem to attract some different people, um, men. Poor Jake. He will never get that sight out of his brain.
Hmmmm, let me think Marylin…
There once was a man in a skirt
Who wanted to brush off some dirt.
His lace panties were fair,
But his package hung in the air.
Maybe he’d taken a dare?
Oh I know, Stephanie! Doggie trauma!
Nice try. How about this?
There once was a man in a skirt
who wanted to brush off some dirt.
His lace panties were fair,
and he hadn’t a care,
but I nearly threw up on my shirt.
Oh Yoshi - perfect limerick! Love it. You should get an award!
Ummm…..NO we don’t! Especially not in that……uh….unique get up. Wieners are are only suitable for viewing in the proper……er…….situation. (So to speak.)
This story is actually scarier then the ghost stories. >^<
I could not agree more, Ray. Scared the bejeezus outta me!
And yes, I’m with you on this one, Ray. Context is everything.
Hahahahahahahaha…you really get the crazies! I hope Jake isn’t traumatized.
There once was a man in a skirt
who wanted to brush off some dirt.
His lace panties were fair,
and he hadn’t a care,
Until Jake bit off his dangly bits ,,,,,
And No I don’t think all men have a secret desire to parade their dangly bits in public, sheesh, you really are a magnetic for attracting the weird and unsavoury, oh hang on you attracted me !!!!!!!! sheesh again
California.
And this, my darling, is why you never leave home without your canister of bear spray.
Shees, perverts are gross…
At least yesterday I had my bear in the car, Jaye! Shees is right!
I don’t know Steph… I think it’s just me.
You and Yoshi, Tom - poets at heart. I’m awful at limericks. Just like I’m awful at life-drawing, lucky for naked guy. Yeah, I don’t get it. And nobody with half a brain would ride a bike like that - so I assume he was just into the flashy part!
I do, Amber! I think I managed to protect Jake, but I’m traumatized!
At least you have something to write about…
Oh, Julia. There’s a fashion statement for you. Knowing you’re no prude, wonder how he gets away with it all with the rest of the population. Attention-seeking, I guess! Black lace, my, my.
Oh, Julia, that’s too funny. You never have a dull moment.
Oh, Sandra… don’t I know it!
Yes, Diana, I’m no prude, but OMG! And Ack!
Totally, Anny!
Have been so busy last few days I missed this! OMG Don’t know what to say!
People today just have no manners, self-respect, self-control, or inhibitions. What will historians call this age? How did we raise a generation of these self-absorbed idiots? Guess they just want to be the latest viral you tube hit.
Sick.
Roberta, it did occur to me that maybe he was on one of those stupid hidden camera shows? Where you can make money by doing something absurd? Possible.
I KNEW you could write a poem about this, Julia. And see, you inspired Tom to write one, too. Hey, I bet that’s why this guy rode around in his lacy attire…he’s a representative from the “Inspire The World To Write Poetry” foundation.
Sure, that was the reason…
Yoshi really got the limerick concept, Marylin! And I love Tom’s! I suck at rhyming!