Real Monday Morning Update! But I digress…

I shopped, baby! It’s not like I shop often. If I do shop it’s mostly for my kids or my dog or my husband- in that order. Sorry honey!

But my daughter and I went shopping in Sonoma, which is the cutest town and so town-like, whereas Napa is so untown-like. The only place to shop in Napa for anything other than wine is Target, or Tarjay, as the locals call it.

I’m not from Napa. Do you know I didn’t realize native Napans are called Napkins until last year? And I’ve lived her for, oh shit… nearly two decades. Wow, that went by fast! Napkins. Whoo boy.

Anyway, I bought my daughter two dresses, a belt, a pair of shoes, (I love buying stuff for my kids because they are so appreciative), and I bought myself two summer shirts. Which is really great since prior to yesterday I had one summer shirt to my name. Mostly I wear el-cheapo tanks and the occasional Giants tee-shirt. It’s not unusual to find me fishing through my daughters’ old clothes to find something I can wear in hot weather.

New Shirt, Same Hubby!

New Shirt, Same Hubby!

Speaking of hot- How ’bout these phallic flowers growing in my back yard???

Phallic flower - this is not a joke.

Phallic flower - this is not a joke.

Another phallic flower. We have like a dozen of these growing.

Another phallic flower. We have like a dozen of these growing.

Remember last year’s Erect Eggplant? Must be something about this yard…

Erect Eggplant.

Erect Eggplant.

Heading to Montana on Tuesday, couldn’t get a flight out on Monday. I’ll be offline for a week. Stick with me, loves. I’ll see you soon and maybe we’ll talk food, fun, Jake, books, writing, sex. Whatever.

Looks like it’s gonna be Oklahoma and Tennessee in the Women’s College World Series championship game - two outstanding teams. My money’s on Keilani Ricketts.

Time to start organizing and packing. See you soon!

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16 Responses to Real Monday Morning Update! But I digress…

  1. Roberta says:

    Geez. And to think up till now I had aways believed that Grove City , Ohio had magic in the fertilizer they put in their hanging baskets that line the main drag in downtown. I mean I have never seen flowers grow so quick and big.

    But Grove City has nothing on your plants. I’d be worried.

    Have safe and stress free travels. Will be here when you get back.

    Prayers, Grace, and Blessings being sent your way and for you and your family too.

  2. Thanks, Roberta. I’ll do my best. Should I be worried? ;)

  3. Ray Plasse says:

    Happy trails pahdnahh!

  4. Amber Skyze says:

    Spending the day with your daughter sounds like a fun-filled time. You and hubby are so cute. :)

    Safe travels…continued prayers.

  5. Jaye says:

    I do not know if your garden is the coolest place ever, or just disturbing. Heh.

    Cute shirt. Have a great trip to Montana. We’ll keep a candle burning for you.

  6. Your garden is something. I can’t get a tomato to grow and look what pops up all by itself for you. Have a safe trip and enjoy Montana.

  7. Penelope says:

    You look adorable in your new shirt! Good luck with your trip.

    We will miss you!

  8. Hi all - thanks. I’m sort of an anxiety attack waiting to happen right now. Hopefully it won’t! :P

  9. anny cook says:

    I reiterate-travel and work safely! Prayers for everybody involved!

  10. Ray Plasse says:

    You better not! Take a deep breath and relax. It’s all gonna get better.

  11. That looks like the cardboard pant we saw in the keys. Fly safe, work carefully. Much love always. S

  12. Tom Stronach says:

    Gosh, you and Oscar look fantastic and he’s still got his Kindle in his hand, is it ever put down….

    You just couldn’t do it could you you saucy little madam, you had to get the phallic in there before you left ;0 ;0

    don’t forget to install the MILFH traps when you get to Montana

    Give Jenny a hug from us and you look after them AND

  13. Tom Stronach says:

    yourself (twitchy fingers) and hurry back but only when you’re ready

    WE LURVS YA BABES

  14. Take care, Julia, you’re in my thoughts.

  15. A NAPKIN IN MONTANA. Don’t know if that’s a new book title or an ad for “Tarjay Boutique” (which is what we call Target), but you’ll be a wonderful addition to Montana. Be safe, stay off of farm machinery, feed motherless calves, heal your son-in-law and hug your daughter…a lot. Enjoy it all. It’s the stuff of life.

  16. Thanks, all. Means a lot to me. I took your support with me.

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